i don’t know how coachella works but if volunteers work it, id love to do that one year. it’d be so awful.

based-world:

brainfried:

remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

that shit fucked me up

and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

i was like “damn……”

that man never got the deserved credit for that genius line.

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

subliminalmusings:

weteevee:

subliminalmusings:

weteevee:

knock knock

who’s there

shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry

shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry who

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

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my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

feistyfrank:

lordoftheinternet:

there is actually nothing worse than the prices of plane tickets

hitler though

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror